February 2012
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Guess who gets to sleep in until 8 tomorrow because my phonetics course is every other week?
dis bitch
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Last American Virgin - Summer Camp
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fuckyeah-animalcrossing:
I used to send threatening letters to the inhabitants of my town. Then I’d break into their homes when they weren’t there, and turn off the radio. Or worse, turn ON the radio. If by then they hadn’t sent a confused letter back to me, I would start leaving trash around their homes. Then the tree cutting. If suddenly one morning you got up and all the trees in your square...
bioloxia:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
Last night I hung out with Kristen and we drank a bottle of wine and watched half of The Notebook. Now that I’ve seen part of it I really don’t see the appeal. We both agreed that Rachel McAdams’ character is absolutely annoying and if it wasn’t for the fact that she’s super pretty and dresses well Ryan Whatshisface would have probably broken up with her. James...
“The publisher’s claim that The Hobbit, though very unlike Alice, resembles it in...”
– C.S. Lewis, in an anonymous review of The Hobbit. (via heartequals)
Questions not usually asked: doit, doit!
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
artiefuckingabrams:
glee is about opening yourself up to the worst fandom to ever fandom
summer—mood:
Tonight was successful for several reasons
I bought tickets to go to the Watch the Throne tour here in Paris
My boss asked if I was doing anything tonight
My boss let me go to this private/secret concert with my friend
We went
It was in this little boutique and after we talked with the member of the band (in french) for at least an hour
I also met the writers of some of...
I am going to see Kanye West and Jay-Z on their Watch the Throne tour here in Paris! Totally worth the 90-something dollars I spent!!!
Watch
“ugh someone from my school found my blog, my life is over”
– a 15 year old white girl who posts pictures of hollister clothing and cakes (via peachmilks)
I am trying to replace my daily (or two times daily) pain au chocolat which some fruit yoghurt because thats healthier and yeah.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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FBI: Why'd you steal the Declaration of Independence?
Nicolas Cage: Yolo
