March 2012
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Watchcarly watch this because when you hear it…you’ll know.
February 2012
Someone please give me a how-to lesson on talking to boys so I will be able to function as a normal person by the time I return to the US.
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Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow looks to the other and asks, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease epidemic?”
The second cow replies, “The hell do I care? I’m a...
Going to bed
but everyone should put stuff in my ask and stuff and yeah.
For my birthday this year I want to either have a Communist Party or a Pokemon Party, how would I go about executing these themes? I think both have their strengths and weaknesses.
Help me with ideas for these? Maybe I will do both?
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“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)
I just changed my layout but I need to edit it, but I need to sleep. Everyone please ignore the mess for now.
It’s a good thing I’m funny because looks-wise I don’t bring anything to the table.
I made a new friend today in class. We probably wouldn’t be friends if we went to college together. Today on the metro I learned that she likes music and shots and she has tried every single shot that exists in the world. She also studies fashion.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Guess who gets to sleep in until 8 tomorrow because my phonetics course is every other week?
dis bitch
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Last American Virgin - Summer Camp
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fuckyeah-animalcrossing:
I used to send threatening letters to the inhabitants of my town. Then I’d break into their homes when they weren’t there, and turn off the radio. Or worse, turn ON the radio. If by then they hadn’t sent a confused letter back to me, I would start leaving trash around their homes. Then the tree cutting. If suddenly one morning you got up and all the trees in your square...
bioloxia:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
Last night I hung out with Kristen and we drank a bottle of wine and watched half of The Notebook. Now that I’ve seen part of it I really don’t see the appeal. We both agreed that Rachel McAdams’ character is absolutely annoying and if it wasn’t for the fact that she’s super pretty and dresses well Ryan Whatshisface would have probably broken up with her. James...